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Monday, 16 November 2015

Funny mail

Added a new tag for funny mails.


Just to share some of the funny mails i receive


My reply is in blue.







1)


Dear ilock,


I noticed you have expanded your list of items under the coffee tab.

Can i safely assume if i buy you food for the day, you can stay at home and write ?


I propose this.


Breakfast

kopi O                   1.00
curry puff              1.60
chee chong fun      1.80


lunch

chicken rice          3.50
kopi O                   1.00



tea break

Kopi O                 1.00


dinner

Exra value meal   5.00



Supper

ice cold beer        3.80



I tallied a total of 17.70


I pay you $18. Can you just don't do anything except write and finish the Europe trip ?



Regards

Alibaba





Dear Alibaba, 


Thank you for the offer. 

I don't think i can finish it in a day. haha. 

Besides, i have a full time job, writing is a hobby. 




If one day i lose my job, i'll take you up on the offer


Thank you for the support. Hope you enjoy the read so far 




cheers
ilock




2)


Bro,


i buy your blog.
i give you 500

you give me password.

ok ?





Ok. show me the money first. 

i email you the password once i receive your money 
Just send with paypal to my email can liao. 


Thank you very much





3)

Can you write a story about sim lim handphone sellers ??



cheers
Sally




Hi Sally, 

Are you kidding ? 

lol


ilock






4) Fuck you




No thanks :) 





5)


Hi bro,


There is a lot of hot bloggers who likes to post their revealing photos. Can consider using them for your story ? There is a few i quite like, always like to take very seductive poses to tease.

**Links to blogs deleted **


Jonathan.



Hi Jonathan, 

I don't want to risk a lawsuit. lol. 

I'm afraid i have to pass on this. 

Quite a few are blogging for a living, and they are mini celebrities in their own way. 


We should probably leave them alone. 


cheers

ilock 





6) *******@***.gov.sg

Bro, really love the stories, please continue writing them !!

By the way, the ebook i paid for it, please email them to me.






DUDE !, come on!. don't use that email. !! 

Be professional la, that one is your work mail.

I did a full refund to your credit card. Please register a another mail. 



ilock








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